Joy Wasted with KB Dickey

Let’s talk about the unsung heroes of the block – the neighbors. You know, those folks you awkwardly wave to when you’re checking the mail or trying to parallel park. So, what kind of neighbor are you? The quiet observer? The backyard BBQ maestro? Buckle up, because we’re diving into the comical world of neighborhood personas.

The Friendly Snooper:
You’re not nosy; you’re just genuinely interested in the neighborhood gossip. If a new car shows up, you’ve already got a theory about who it belongs to. You’ve perfected the art of the subtle eavesdrop, and your window blinds might as well be a detective’s office. Who needs security and ADT when this neighbor is around. I kind of like this neighbor because they are going to tell you what happened to your Amazon package, haha!

The Grill Master:
If there’s smoke, there’s a good chance you’re behind it. You’re the undisputed king or queen of weekend BBQs. The neighborhood knows when it’s your turn to host because the scent of grilled goodness wafts through the air like a carnivorous symphony. Oh, let’s not forget they always play good music while grilling. Let’s party! I’ll bring juice!

The Green Thumb Guru:
Your garden is a masterpiece, a suburban Eden in the midst of lawns that scream “average.” You’ve got tomatoes, roses, maybe even an exotic orchid. Neighbors come to you for plant advice, and secretly, they’re just hoping some of your green-thumb magic rubs off on them. This neighbor yard is their pride and joy. It is so manicured like a fresh haircut.

The Silent Night Ninja:
You’re like a silent breeze – your neighbors rarely see you, but they know you’re there. Your late-night arrival is stealthy, and your departure is equally mysterious. You’ve mastered the art of being present without being seen, the elusive ninja of the neighborhood. Haha! All you have to do is hit the garage clicker and slide into the bat cave to the secret layer. This neighbor definitely minds their business because they don’t want you in theirs.

The Dog Whisperer:
Everyone knows your dog’s name, and they probably know more about your furry friend’s quirks than they do about their own neighbors. You’re the go-to person for pet-sitting, and you’ve got an impressive collection of doggy treats stashed by the door. Please pick up the poop though. This is your pooper scooper neighbor! Hi neighbor! They always tell you that their dog doesn’t bite. Ummm, you mean it doesn’t bite you!

The Yard Art Enthusiast:
Your front lawn is a canvas, and you’re the avant-garde artist. Gnomes, flamingos, windmills – you’ve got it all. You believe in the power of yard art to bring joy and confusion in equal measure.

The Candy Dispenser:
You’re the hero of the neighborhood kids – the one with the seemingly endless supply of candy. Trick-or-treaters talk about your house like it’s the holy grail, and your porch light is the beacon of sugary hope on Halloween.

The DIY Daredevil:
Every weekend, you’re knee-deep in a home improvement project. Whether it’s building a treehouse or attempting to recreate that Pinterest-worthy porch swing, you’re the neighborhood’s very own DIY daredevil.

The Unofficial Welcoming Committee:
New neighbors? You’re the first one with a welcome basket in hand, complete with a map of the best local spots and a list of quirky neighborhood traditions. You take pride in making people feel at home.

So, which neighbor archetype do you resonate with, or are you a delightful mishmash of a few? I am definitely the stealth ninja. I’ll see you when I see you, haha! Whatever your neighborly style, remember – it’s the quirky characters that make the block feel like a community. So, keep being your wonderfully weird self, and let the neighborhood shenanigans continue!

Stay neighborly and slightly eccentric,

Joy Junkie!