Joy Wasted with KB Dickey

Hey there, festive friends!

As we deck the halls and jingle all the way into the holiday season, it’s time for a little crash course in Christmas etiquette—especially when it comes to family gatherings. Because let’s face it, navigating the yuletide chaos with relatives requires a touch of finesse, or at least an understanding of the dos and don’ts that make the season bright. So, grab your favorite festive sweater, and let’s sleigh this etiquette game!

1. The Art of Gift-Giving:

Do: Select thoughtful gifts that say, “I put some actual effort into this.”

Don’t: Regift that questionable candle your Aunt Mildred gave you last year. Trust me, people notice.

2. ‘Tis Not the Season for Surprise Visits:

Do: Give a heads-up before dropping by. A simple text saying, “I come bearing holiday cheer—mind if I swing by?” works wonders.

Don’t: Show up unannounced like a festive ninja. Your Christmas might commence in the parking lot or driveway if you catch my drift.

3. RSVP: Not Just Letters in the Alphabet:

Do: Respond to those party invites in a timely manner. It helps hosts plan, and it’s just good manners.

Don’t: Assume you can bring your entire extended family and a plus one. Santa’s workshop has limits, and so do living rooms.

4. Caroling Considerations:

Do: Spread joy through song, but keep it brief. Not everyone has the stamina for a full-length Christmas concert in their living room.

Don’t: Attempt to break a caroling world record in your cousin’s hallway. Remember, it’s the season of goodwill, not noise complaints.

5. The Buffet Battle:

Do: Enjoy the festive feast, but be mindful of your fellow feasters. Leave some cookies for the kids, Karen.

Don’t: Treat the holiday buffet like a competitive eating contest. There’s no gold medal for hoarding all the eggnog.

6. Decorum with Decorations:

Do: Embrace the joy of decorating, but be aware of the power of twinkling lights. No one wants their house mistaken for a runway.

Don’t: Blind the family with your Clark Griswold-inspired light display. Your electricity bill may rival the national debt.

7. Exit Strategies at the Family Gathering:

Do: Have a graceful exit plan. Thank your relatives and make a stylish exit before the mistletoe becomes a family tradition.

Don’t: Be the last one on the dance floor at the family shindig. Trust me, nobody wants to witness your questionable dance moves.

Conclusion: Navigating the Wonderland of Etiquette with Family

So there you have it, a crash course in Christmas etiquette with a dash of humor, tailored for family gatherings. Remember, ’tis the season to be jolly, not the season to test the limits of familial norms. Happy holidays, and may your family festivities be filled with laughter, joy, and just the right amount of tact.

Fa-la-la-la-la, folks!

Joy Junkie